I Know, I know
I am late as hell as far as this post but did you see the VMA's on Sunday. All the hype did not live up to the show, I paid my damn cable bill for nothing.
Did anyone, anyone at all hear what Urrsher said during Confessions - about him waiting until the VMA's to say what he had to say.....I want you back in my life, I need you, we can make it, let's do this.
Hold up, wait a damn minute, this nicca did not make a 3x platinum CD telling us how he broke up with Chilli, only to get on tv and beg her azz to come back to him. Once again niccas don't know what the fuc they want.
Will Smith is still the Fresh Prince, Shaq actually looked very nice and really Miamian (my bad making up words and shyt) he will fit in nicely with the Heat. What the fuc is Puffy smoking and can I get some, that nicca have to be on some ooooooooooo weeeeeee to cut his hair into a mohawk, this dude has probably more than one personal assistant, good azz friends, all them damn sidekicks and fucin Bruce Willis, none of these mofo's could tell him that he looked jacked the fuc up. LL is buff and everything, but something ain't right about that dude, it is something about his face that just doesn't sit right with me, is he getting older and just look old, do he have the juice or some shyt, or is it that, that nicca is just trying to fucin hard to fit in and it doesn't suit him well, I don't know.
Beyonce and Jay Z finally showed up at an event together, sat together and appeared to be together, I am glad they finally came to their senses and act like they are together like we all know they are, and will somebody please please please, kidnap Beyonce azz and bring her to DC so some of the most talented weaveologists (there I go again, I need to work for Webster's) can hook that damn diva's hair up, she looked like a troll with some spiral curls. She couldn't even do the lean back with Joe, her azz would fall from all the damn hair on her head, no seriously, that is too much damn weave, and two different colors, that I don't believe she tried to alternate.
On to other news:
Francis is coming get the hell out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kobe charges have been dropped, hmmmm, lets see:
Kobe goes to Colorado for surgery, has surgery. Upon registration at hotel he spots a jumpoff, she ain't much to look at but azz is azz. He invites the jumpoff to his room, he is watching porn (ladies if you don't wanna give a dude some azz, and u come over he has porn on, tell him u left something in your car and get the hell out of there, dammit you can lie if you don't wanna fuc), they start messing around with each other. He goes for it, they are fucin, humping like two dogs in heat, then he goes for the gold and tries to put it in the dooky shoot, she tells him no, he says to himself, aww she like it, she crying, saying no, he still banging the booty that's snooty, he gets off, dismiss her azz like classes at Eastern Sr. High on the first day of school.
She goes down stairs and text message her friends that Kobe just banged her out, no one sees her crying or hysterical or even asking for help. She leaves works, get some more dyck, then goes to the hospital to say Kobe raped her. Hmmmm, now who did she text message, her lawyer.
If somebody just took my azz, I am screaming from the hotel room door, to the elevator, to the lobby, while the police are there, in the ambulance, on the gurney, in the trauma room, in the hospital room ( and I mean the entire time I am screaming at the top of my lungs), it didn't sound right from the beginning. Now she wants some money, fuc her, sue her azz for slander, being as though he lost out on Nike, McDonalds, and some other shyt, behind this.
I'm just saying....
Did anyone, anyone at all hear what Urrsher said during Confessions - about him waiting until the VMA's to say what he had to say.....I want you back in my life, I need you, we can make it, let's do this.
Hold up, wait a damn minute, this nicca did not make a 3x platinum CD telling us how he broke up with Chilli, only to get on tv and beg her azz to come back to him. Once again niccas don't know what the fuc they want.
Will Smith is still the Fresh Prince, Shaq actually looked very nice and really Miamian (my bad making up words and shyt) he will fit in nicely with the Heat. What the fuc is Puffy smoking and can I get some, that nicca have to be on some ooooooooooo weeeeeee to cut his hair into a mohawk, this dude has probably more than one personal assistant, good azz friends, all them damn sidekicks and fucin Bruce Willis, none of these mofo's could tell him that he looked jacked the fuc up. LL is buff and everything, but something ain't right about that dude, it is something about his face that just doesn't sit right with me, is he getting older and just look old, do he have the juice or some shyt, or is it that, that nicca is just trying to fucin hard to fit in and it doesn't suit him well, I don't know.
Beyonce and Jay Z finally showed up at an event together, sat together and appeared to be together, I am glad they finally came to their senses and act like they are together like we all know they are, and will somebody please please please, kidnap Beyonce azz and bring her to DC so some of the most talented weaveologists (there I go again, I need to work for Webster's) can hook that damn diva's hair up, she looked like a troll with some spiral curls. She couldn't even do the lean back with Joe, her azz would fall from all the damn hair on her head, no seriously, that is too much damn weave, and two different colors, that I don't believe she tried to alternate.
On to other news:
Francis is coming get the hell out of the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kobe charges have been dropped, hmmmm, lets see:
Kobe goes to Colorado for surgery, has surgery. Upon registration at hotel he spots a jumpoff, she ain't much to look at but azz is azz. He invites the jumpoff to his room, he is watching porn (ladies if you don't wanna give a dude some azz, and u come over he has porn on, tell him u left something in your car and get the hell out of there, dammit you can lie if you don't wanna fuc), they start messing around with each other. He goes for it, they are fucin, humping like two dogs in heat, then he goes for the gold and tries to put it in the dooky shoot, she tells him no, he says to himself, aww she like it, she crying, saying no, he still banging the booty that's snooty, he gets off, dismiss her azz like classes at Eastern Sr. High on the first day of school.
She goes down stairs and text message her friends that Kobe just banged her out, no one sees her crying or hysterical or even asking for help. She leaves works, get some more dyck, then goes to the hospital to say Kobe raped her. Hmmmm, now who did she text message, her lawyer.
If somebody just took my azz, I am screaming from the hotel room door, to the elevator, to the lobby, while the police are there, in the ambulance, on the gurney, in the trauma room, in the hospital room ( and I mean the entire time I am screaming at the top of my lungs), it didn't sound right from the beginning. Now she wants some money, fuc her, sue her azz for slander, being as though he lost out on Nike, McDonalds, and some other shyt, behind this.
I'm just saying....
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