Maybe a Azz Whoopin is NOT the answer!!!

Remember when you were little and your aunties would tell your mom or dad "You need to whoop her/his azz, bet they won't do that shyt anymore",

I used to believe this bullshyt. I have a child of my own now and while he is somewhat pass the azz whoopin stage, when he was younger i would open a can of azz whoopin on him in a heart beat, but now that i think about it, that may have not been a good idea.

Joe Jackson used to whip the grits and gravy off of MJ, I mean he beat his kids with musical instruments, and not one of them mofos came out alright enough where you could give them a pass on some of the eccentric bullshyt they may do.

Janet has a sex fetish that makes her show the world her goodies.
Mike has not had one real relationship with a woman, i think he nutted in a cup and gave that shyt to Debbie Rowe and told her to go make it happen cap'n, if you think for one minute that MJ laid down with ole Debbie to make them babies, you are on crack.
Tito- hell ain't nobody seen Tito since '72
hell that goes for Randy, Jermaine, Latoya and Rene (or whatever the one that had the song "Centipede's name was) where are these mofos.

I saw them all together dressed in white going to court with MJ, that one time, you ain't seen their azz since.

Hmm, dressed all white, haven't seen them since, maybe they are ghosts, look I don't know.

I said all that to say, "Don't beat your kids, they will turn out like MJ"