What The Hell Were You Thinking?
Isn't there times when you want to ask someone "What the hell were you thinking?
Like the time my youngest brother left from where our apartment was, knowing that my mom would beat the elastic out of his draws, he did it any way, she whooped that azz, he grown now still holding his draws up.
So on that note, I will go through some famous and not so famous "What the hell were you thinking?" -
OJ Simpson driving down the highway in the white bronco, eluding police for what seemed like hours - Dawg what the hell were you thinking, did you think you were playing hide and go seek?
Star Jones being the spokesperson for Payless shoes - I don't have to say shyt else. She probably has a grip of money, but I bet everytime someone meets her or is introduced to her, they look at her shoes to see if them shyts are from Payless.
Ron Artest - going up in the stands to assault a fan who threw beer on him. Hmmmm, ok, but jackazz you beat the wrong person, when you are about to whoop somebody azz and they scream at the top of their lungs "It wasn't me" if that mofo ain't Shaggy, then you might wanna listen.
on that same note Stephen Jackson - ain't nobody do shyt to you, you lost a grip of azz money for nothing, to prove that you are hood. Well cool, that's where your azz was at when you were suspended right in the fucin hood chillin.
Michael Jackson - gave kids wine (renamed it JESUS juice, i don't know about yall but that seems like a first class flight to hell), and tried to take their goodies. I just hope somebody is looking out for Prince and Paris, because their Dad or Mom, whichever he is, is fucin crazy.
Michael Jackson - (he gets two just because he is that fucin crazy) walked around those kids naked and told them it was natural, dawg it may be natural to walk around your kids naked if that is your preference, but you ain't supposed to show a kid that is sick with cancer no hideous shyt like your striped dyck, Mike, you are wrong, put that shyt away.
Whoever the mofo is that created that webpage, that looked exactly like CNN's saying that Tupac is still alive, you know when hood niccas find you they are gonna beat the shyt out of you for lying on the grave of Tupac, that shyt was just mean.
Well that is all for now, I will return shortly with more fuced up shyt to say about people, you know why? That's just the bytch I am.
Like the time my youngest brother left from where our apartment was, knowing that my mom would beat the elastic out of his draws, he did it any way, she whooped that azz, he grown now still holding his draws up.
So on that note, I will go through some famous and not so famous "What the hell were you thinking?" -
OJ Simpson driving down the highway in the white bronco, eluding police for what seemed like hours - Dawg what the hell were you thinking, did you think you were playing hide and go seek?
Star Jones being the spokesperson for Payless shoes - I don't have to say shyt else. She probably has a grip of money, but I bet everytime someone meets her or is introduced to her, they look at her shoes to see if them shyts are from Payless.
Ron Artest - going up in the stands to assault a fan who threw beer on him. Hmmmm, ok, but jackazz you beat the wrong person, when you are about to whoop somebody azz and they scream at the top of their lungs "It wasn't me" if that mofo ain't Shaggy, then you might wanna listen.
on that same note Stephen Jackson - ain't nobody do shyt to you, you lost a grip of azz money for nothing, to prove that you are hood. Well cool, that's where your azz was at when you were suspended right in the fucin hood chillin.
Michael Jackson - gave kids wine (renamed it JESUS juice, i don't know about yall but that seems like a first class flight to hell), and tried to take their goodies. I just hope somebody is looking out for Prince and Paris, because their Dad or Mom, whichever he is, is fucin crazy.
Michael Jackson - (he gets two just because he is that fucin crazy) walked around those kids naked and told them it was natural, dawg it may be natural to walk around your kids naked if that is your preference, but you ain't supposed to show a kid that is sick with cancer no hideous shyt like your striped dyck, Mike, you are wrong, put that shyt away.
Whoever the mofo is that created that webpage, that looked exactly like CNN's saying that Tupac is still alive, you know when hood niccas find you they are gonna beat the shyt out of you for lying on the grave of Tupac, that shyt was just mean.
Well that is all for now, I will return shortly with more fuced up shyt to say about people, you know why? That's just the bytch I am.
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