Its OK - We all know that you are weak!
Hello my friends, I wanted to speak on a serious problem that is occuring in the cities and deep in the hoods of America - its a phenomenon known as - Weak Bytch Syndrome - WBS - so serious that it is attacking some victims and they don't even know they have it!
Let me hip you to the symptoms - so that you will not become a victim of this horrible disease:
Symptom #1 - Latching on to other weak bytches
Symptom #2 - Sudden interest in improving yourself, whereas this was not an issue before you lost your man
Symptom #3 - Truly displaying the behaviour patterns of a weak bytch.
Symptom #4 - Trying to swell up at the wrong fucin time.
So I know all of you out there in blog world, wonder "Hmm, Passion how do you know so much about these weak bytches", its because I was almost contaminated by them.
They suck you into their world, make you believe that they are really genuine and sincere in their actions and behaviours, when really all they are trying to do is suck up your mojo.
I know two bytches in particular, won't name names, because in addition to being weak they will get their azz whooped in such a manner it will remind them of their childhood, but these two, it seems like every two to three months they will show their true colors.
One allows a man to whoop her azz on a regular basis, the other is so pressed for a man, she is accepting of half of a man, meaning he is half her's and the other half is for everyone else, guess which half she gets.
Then there is the weak behaviour, when you really need to be a bytch and stand up for yourself and show him or her or whoever that you are a real bytch, you don't have shyt but tears, but let you think you are getting out on a another chick, you will open up a can of whoop azz in a minute, only to be requesting some aluminum foil to seal that bytch back up again, its ok we all know that you are weak!
Let me hip you to the symptoms - so that you will not become a victim of this horrible disease:
Symptom #1 - Latching on to other weak bytches
Symptom #2 - Sudden interest in improving yourself, whereas this was not an issue before you lost your man
Symptom #3 - Truly displaying the behaviour patterns of a weak bytch.
Symptom #4 - Trying to swell up at the wrong fucin time.
So I know all of you out there in blog world, wonder "Hmm, Passion how do you know so much about these weak bytches", its because I was almost contaminated by them.
They suck you into their world, make you believe that they are really genuine and sincere in their actions and behaviours, when really all they are trying to do is suck up your mojo.
I know two bytches in particular, won't name names, because in addition to being weak they will get their azz whooped in such a manner it will remind them of their childhood, but these two, it seems like every two to three months they will show their true colors.
One allows a man to whoop her azz on a regular basis, the other is so pressed for a man, she is accepting of half of a man, meaning he is half her's and the other half is for everyone else, guess which half she gets.
Then there is the weak behaviour, when you really need to be a bytch and stand up for yourself and show him or her or whoever that you are a real bytch, you don't have shyt but tears, but let you think you are getting out on a another chick, you will open up a can of whoop azz in a minute, only to be requesting some aluminum foil to seal that bytch back up again, its ok we all know that you are weak!
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Too funny, great post..
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