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WE GONNA LET THIS BYTCH VENT - Starring Passionate Destiny
Hello ladies and gentlemen, today's episode includes various vents about various things, so we gonna let this bytch vent before she kill somebody..
Thanks Wink Martindale, today I have a few issues so let's get to it:
1. The US ain't shyt - How after all this time we believed that ex-NFL player Patrick Tillman died protecting his country he loved so much only to find out his own comrades killed him. He left a job that had him basically set for life to fight for a cause he truly believed in, only to be taken out by one of us, off the no bs, he could have stayed home for that shyt. I know his parents are mad as hell, it was only after they buried him with the whole world watching did they reveal the truth. When the fuc is someone, anyone gonna hold the government responsible for what the fuc they do and don't do, the shyt is sad for real.
2. If I was Michael Jackson, I would be like "Damn, ok, yall got me I did it", punish me by sending me to never ever never land, make me drink Jesus juice, and make me look at the man in the mirror naked, don't you think that is punishment enough"? I'm just sayin, I am sick and tired of them parading all these people on the stand, to speak on MJ behalf, dammit if none of them were there when he was taking them little boys booty shoots, your monkey azz can't speak on it.
3. Beyonce fired her dad Matthew Knowles for humping one of her backup dancers, I'm just saying that dude gotta be in his 50's if he can pull a plumper at his age, let that man have that phat one, before he die. Damn.
4. Men - I don't have to say much about yall - You ain't shyt, you are selfish and most of yall need to invest in a pedicure. Yep I said it ain't taking it back. Trot your azz down to Yun Le and let her saw that salad off of your feet, between the bunions, the corns and the callouses, all you need is some croutons and bacon bits to complete the dish, you don't want no woman with crusty azz, cutting your sheets, scratching your back, stopping cars azz feet in your bed or in your mouth, do us the same damn favor.
5. To the damn kids on the Red Line going to Silver Spring in the evening rush hour - SIT YALL GHETTO AZZ DOWN AND SHUT THE FUC UP - triflin bastards, you think Sally and Peter wanna hear that bs, and neither do Lashaunda or Malik - I mean you are really embarrassing the fuc out of all of us, and you are not representing who you are very well either, the shyt is sickening. SIT YALL AZZ DOWN AND SHUT THE FUC UP - I thought I would say that again in case you didn't understand the first time I said it.
6. Ladies - Stop it, please. When the fuc did we become so damn desperate. It's some ladies out here dealing with shyt you don't have to deal with to keep a man. Now don't get it twisted Passion has dealt with some bs in the past, during the present, and no doubt in the future, but just as quick as I love 'em, I can leave 'em - I'm a Sagittarian bytch.
I know this chick, her man don't have a job, he stole money from her and he will smack the skittles out her azz in a heartbeat. Hmmm, what the fuc do she need him for, he can't even take her to the hospital after he whoop her azz, no job - no health insurance. Got damn, wtf, you whoop my azz and I can't get any medical attention. I mean ain't nothing wrong with loving a man who is down on his luck and you want to help him get back, but fuc if that nicca gonna be stealing from me and having me making up shyt as to why my bottom lip look like Biz Markie's, hell no. I'm just saying, stop it!
Hello ladies and gentlemen, today's episode includes various vents about various things, so we gonna let this bytch vent before she kill somebody..
Thanks Wink Martindale, today I have a few issues so let's get to it:
1. The US ain't shyt - How after all this time we believed that ex-NFL player Patrick Tillman died protecting his country he loved so much only to find out his own comrades killed him. He left a job that had him basically set for life to fight for a cause he truly believed in, only to be taken out by one of us, off the no bs, he could have stayed home for that shyt. I know his parents are mad as hell, it was only after they buried him with the whole world watching did they reveal the truth. When the fuc is someone, anyone gonna hold the government responsible for what the fuc they do and don't do, the shyt is sad for real.
2. If I was Michael Jackson, I would be like "Damn, ok, yall got me I did it", punish me by sending me to never ever never land, make me drink Jesus juice, and make me look at the man in the mirror naked, don't you think that is punishment enough"? I'm just sayin, I am sick and tired of them parading all these people on the stand, to speak on MJ behalf, dammit if none of them were there when he was taking them little boys booty shoots, your monkey azz can't speak on it.
3. Beyonce fired her dad Matthew Knowles for humping one of her backup dancers, I'm just saying that dude gotta be in his 50's if he can pull a plumper at his age, let that man have that phat one, before he die. Damn.
4. Men - I don't have to say much about yall - You ain't shyt, you are selfish and most of yall need to invest in a pedicure. Yep I said it ain't taking it back. Trot your azz down to Yun Le and let her saw that salad off of your feet, between the bunions, the corns and the callouses, all you need is some croutons and bacon bits to complete the dish, you don't want no woman with crusty azz, cutting your sheets, scratching your back, stopping cars azz feet in your bed or in your mouth, do us the same damn favor.
5. To the damn kids on the Red Line going to Silver Spring in the evening rush hour - SIT YALL GHETTO AZZ DOWN AND SHUT THE FUC UP - triflin bastards, you think Sally and Peter wanna hear that bs, and neither do Lashaunda or Malik - I mean you are really embarrassing the fuc out of all of us, and you are not representing who you are very well either, the shyt is sickening. SIT YALL AZZ DOWN AND SHUT THE FUC UP - I thought I would say that again in case you didn't understand the first time I said it.
6. Ladies - Stop it, please. When the fuc did we become so damn desperate. It's some ladies out here dealing with shyt you don't have to deal with to keep a man. Now don't get it twisted Passion has dealt with some bs in the past, during the present, and no doubt in the future, but just as quick as I love 'em, I can leave 'em - I'm a Sagittarian bytch.
I know this chick, her man don't have a job, he stole money from her and he will smack the skittles out her azz in a heartbeat. Hmmm, what the fuc do she need him for, he can't even take her to the hospital after he whoop her azz, no job - no health insurance. Got damn, wtf, you whoop my azz and I can't get any medical attention. I mean ain't nothing wrong with loving a man who is down on his luck and you want to help him get back, but fuc if that nicca gonna be stealing from me and having me making up shyt as to why my bottom lip look like Biz Markie's, hell no. I'm just saying, stop it!
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