My Significant Other...
Me and that man have been together for 12 yrs- married for 11 yrs in June. To this day, I still don't understand him, I thought I stopped trying a long time ago, then once again he surprises me, because I find myself trying to figure him out. Some shyt you just don't need to know, is what I have told myself for over and over again (Sidenote - why is it that we tell ourselves shyt over and over again, like we didn't understand the first time) that I will not spend my time and energy trying to figure out what he is doing.
For years this man has told me that he is afraid to fly, for the same amount of years I have been trying to go to Las Vegas - so recently he celebrated a birthday, him, his man and their friends rented a limo and went out and did the damn thang. I am the first one to go get my party on, so I was happy that he went out and had so much fun. I didn't ask about the night, I didn't ask where they went, because I don't give a hot damn, even when he came home close to 5 in the mornin, I still ain't say shyt. Imma good wife huh :-)
So the week after, his man I will call him PAB, I might tell yall what that mean later, but us ghetto birds know what that mean, came by to say that he want to take my SO on a trip to Miami, all my SO had to do was pay for his meals and partying. By now you know me, I said hell yeah go, I wish one of my girls say some shyt like that - if you don't go - I will. We had this long talk about how he didn't want to fly, I am basically telling him - get the fuc over it - its gotdamn Miami! He decides he will go and they will leave the 3rd week in May.
Two days ago, my SO called and said they will be getting a limo to take them to the airport, so I am like cool, do yall thang, that means I don't have to take all them mofo's in my car. Then came the bone crushing blow that only my SO could deliver - THEY ARE FUCIN GOING TO VEGAS - NOT MIAMI!
Disclaimer: If my SO end up missing.....his man PAB did it.
For years this man has told me that he is afraid to fly, for the same amount of years I have been trying to go to Las Vegas - so recently he celebrated a birthday, him, his man and their friends rented a limo and went out and did the damn thang. I am the first one to go get my party on, so I was happy that he went out and had so much fun. I didn't ask about the night, I didn't ask where they went, because I don't give a hot damn, even when he came home close to 5 in the mornin, I still ain't say shyt. Imma good wife huh :-)
So the week after, his man I will call him PAB, I might tell yall what that mean later, but us ghetto birds know what that mean, came by to say that he want to take my SO on a trip to Miami, all my SO had to do was pay for his meals and partying. By now you know me, I said hell yeah go, I wish one of my girls say some shyt like that - if you don't go - I will. We had this long talk about how he didn't want to fly, I am basically telling him - get the fuc over it - its gotdamn Miami! He decides he will go and they will leave the 3rd week in May.
Two days ago, my SO called and said they will be getting a limo to take them to the airport, so I am like cool, do yall thang, that means I don't have to take all them mofo's in my car. Then came the bone crushing blow that only my SO could deliver - THEY ARE FUCIN GOING TO VEGAS - NOT MIAMI!
Disclaimer: If my SO end up missing.....his man PAB did it.
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