I don't know?

That is gonna be my answer to any dumb azz question in 2005.

When are you gonna pay us our money?
I don't know

When are you gonna give me some azz?
I don't know.

Where did all the pudding pops go?
I don't know.

Did you see a man just run pass here with a bag in his hand?
I don't know.

Are you coming into work today?
I don't know.

Did you like my new recipe?
I don't know.

See that shyt works for any occasion, feel free to use it, but use it wisely.

What the bloody hell....

is really going on with our black men, you can have a woman who is willing to wash your funky azz draws, watch your other woman's kids, take your mean azz momma to the grocery store, walmart, the flea market, bible study, church, the get together at your uncle's house that is not too far from your grandma house and we have to go there too because we are so close, we watch ESPN, NFL Primetime, College games on Saturday, NFL on Sunday and Monday, The Sweet Sixteen, The Elite Eight, and The Final Four, mind you some of these games take place in the wee hours of the morning, not to mention the wildcard games, playoffs, and championship games for the NFL, NBA, NCAA, ACC, yada, yada, and yet you still deny us, and by us I mean the black queen in your world.

This woman has given you her soul and yet you still deny her, you deny her destiny to be fulfilled, a love that is so rich and warm and passionate that she craves no other, you fill her with insecurities, and remorse, while she fills you with hope and faith, no love can grown in a soul that is not fulfilled, we love, nurture and encourage our black men, while they make us feel as though the only way to receive their undivided attention is to be drop dead gorgeous, photo shoot ready every single minute of every single day, we ignore their spreading midsection, their shrinking dycks, and the fact that over the years you have turned into a miser, and yet we still love you, still desire you and want to carry your babies.

Brothers give the woman in your life some love, or the next man will.