Welcome to another episode of....

WE GONNA LET THIS BYTCH VENT - Starring Passionate Destiny


Hello ladies and gentlemen, today's episode includes various vents about various things, so we gonna let this bytch vent before she kill somebody..

Thanks Wink Martindale, today I have a few issues so let's get to it:

1. The US ain't shyt - How after all this time we believed that ex-NFL player Patrick Tillman died protecting his country he loved so much only to find out his own comrades killed him. He left a job that had him basically set for life to fight for a cause he truly believed in, only to be taken out by one of us, off the no bs, he could have stayed home for that shyt. I know his parents are mad as hell, it was only after they buried him with the whole world watching did they reveal the truth. When the fuc is someone, anyone gonna hold the government responsible for what the fuc they do and don't do, the shyt is sad for real.

2. If I was Michael Jackson, I would be like "Damn, ok, yall got me I did it", punish me by sending me to never ever never land, make me drink Jesus juice, and make me look at the man in the mirror naked, don't you think that is punishment enough"? I'm just sayin, I am sick and tired of them parading all these people on the stand, to speak on MJ behalf, dammit if none of them were there when he was taking them little boys booty shoots, your monkey azz can't speak on it.

3. Beyonce fired her dad Matthew Knowles for humping one of her backup dancers, I'm just saying that dude gotta be in his 50's if he can pull a plumper at his age, let that man have that phat one, before he die. Damn.

4. Men - I don't have to say much about yall - You ain't shyt, you are selfish and most of yall need to invest in a pedicure. Yep I said it ain't taking it back. Trot your azz down to Yun Le and let her saw that salad off of your feet, between the bunions, the corns and the callouses, all you need is some croutons and bacon bits to complete the dish, you don't want no woman with crusty azz, cutting your sheets, scratching your back, stopping cars azz feet in your bed or in your mouth, do us the same damn favor.

5. To the damn kids on the Red Line going to Silver Spring in the evening rush hour - SIT YALL GHETTO AZZ DOWN AND SHUT THE FUC UP - triflin bastards, you think Sally and Peter wanna hear that bs, and neither do Lashaunda or Malik - I mean you are really embarrassing the fuc out of all of us, and you are not representing who you are very well either, the shyt is sickening. SIT YALL AZZ DOWN AND SHUT THE FUC UP - I thought I would say that again in case you didn't understand the first time I said it.

6. Ladies - Stop it, please. When the fuc did we become so damn desperate. It's some ladies out here dealing with shyt you don't have to deal with to keep a man. Now don't get it twisted Passion has dealt with some bs in the past, during the present, and no doubt in the future, but just as quick as I love 'em, I can leave 'em - I'm a Sagittarian bytch.

I know this chick, her man don't have a job, he stole money from her and he will smack the skittles out her azz in a heartbeat. Hmmm, what the fuc do she need him for, he can't even take her to the hospital after he whoop her azz, no job - no health insurance. Got damn, wtf, you whoop my azz and I can't get any medical attention. I mean ain't nothing wrong with loving a man who is down on his luck and you want to help him get back, but fuc if that nicca gonna be stealing from me and having me making up shyt as to why my bottom lip look like Biz Markie's, hell no. I'm just saying, stop it!

Its OK - We all know that you are weak!

Hello my friends, I wanted to speak on a serious problem that is occuring in the cities and deep in the hoods of America - its a phenomenon known as - Weak Bytch Syndrome - WBS - so serious that it is attacking some victims and they don't even know they have it!

Let me hip you to the symptoms - so that you will not become a victim of this horrible disease:

Symptom #1 - Latching on to other weak bytches
Symptom #2 - Sudden interest in improving yourself, whereas this was not an issue before you lost your man
Symptom #3 - Truly displaying the behaviour patterns of a weak bytch.
Symptom #4 - Trying to swell up at the wrong fucin time.

So I know all of you out there in blog world, wonder "Hmm, Passion how do you know so much about these weak bytches", its because I was almost contaminated by them.

They suck you into their world, make you believe that they are really genuine and sincere in their actions and behaviours, when really all they are trying to do is suck up your mojo.

I know two bytches in particular, won't name names, because in addition to being weak they will get their azz whooped in such a manner it will remind them of their childhood, but these two, it seems like every two to three months they will show their true colors.

One allows a man to whoop her azz on a regular basis, the other is so pressed for a man, she is accepting of half of a man, meaning he is half her's and the other half is for everyone else, guess which half she gets.

Then there is the weak behaviour, when you really need to be a bytch and stand up for yourself and show him or her or whoever that you are a real bytch, you don't have shyt but tears, but let you think you are getting out on a another chick, you will open up a can of whoop azz in a minute, only to be requesting some aluminum foil to seal that bytch back up again, its ok we all know that you are weak!