Public Service Annoucement

Hey Boys and Girls - today I am going to give you sure fire way to the top of the charts.

First go cop you about 10 lbs of weed, then go buy you a hot burner, then don't pay your tickets, cancel your insurance, then you just hop in the car with a loud azz system and go for a ride. Guarantee you will be arrested and when your cd drops in a couple weeks, you are going to be the hot shyt.

Umm......Lil Wayne, Ja Rule, Remy Ma and the next mofo about to do something so fucin stupid that you can't even begin to figure out why.............STOP IT!


Disclaimer: Apparently stupidity is contagious.

The Block Is Hot

I was on one of my fav celebrity blog sites when the whole incident with Remy Ma came up, so of course I joined in the conversation to add my 3 cents (yep, one more than the 2 cents that everyone else provides) we got into this whole debate as to whether or not Remy Ma shot her BFF - a lot of people were like why would she do that she is paid, she would not ruin her life for 3k (umm people ...Remy has not had a hot 16 since.....since), a few people were saying maybe the BFF is lying to get Remy in trouble - to this statement I say - I have been mad at a few friends a few times, I have never shot myself in the stomach to make them look bad. Even if Remy Ma did not shoot her BFF, she left the winch in the middle of the street bleeding to death, without so much as a call to the free clinic to get her some band aids.

I say all this to say.........................Remy Ma album drops in the first part of August. It was either shoot her BFF or leak a sex tape. Thanks Remy for saving my damn retinas.

Today Is Friday

Yes today is Friday and I do believe Congress should pass a law that requires people to refrain from all bullshyt on Friday. I mean really legislature can pass laws that will have VA residents paying 5 million dollars for a speeding ticket, hell why can't they make it a law for PAB (you know what that means) to cease and desist all bullshyt on Friday. Its the American way!

Disclaimer: Anyone who has read this blog know that I have real issues.

F U Screech and Slater too for that matter!!

I was watching one of my favorite reality shows last night, because I missed it when it originally came on - Celebrity Fit Club - I really like that show, it does not inspire a phat bi to lose weight but its really entertaining. Can someone, anyone tell me why the fuc did they give Screech (fuc that Dustin Diamond ish, that's f'in Screech) some much rope to hang other people with, he was rude, mean and inconsiderate.

Now I am nobodies punk but I wouldn't even fuc with Da Brat, and that bamma said she had nuts and made fun of her, hmmm. Then when it came time for someone to tap that azz, this bamma yells " and I will have my lawyer on the phone in a minute". Man, Screech, you are a bytch if I ever saw one, you talked all that shyt that clearly was meant to get your azz whipped, now when it came time for you to pay with your azz, you wanted to call your lawyer, for what so he could step in and take that azz whippin for you.

You lost what little points you had Screech. If I ever see Screech on the street, I will need to ask him two things - how does it feel to be a bytch, and if you do have a 12 in dong, do you fuc yourself with it? He looks like the type of dude who sits at home and tries to figure out how to suc his own dyck.

OK, this entry is getting out of control, I think I might be PMS'in - Yall be easy!

YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIE CRAIG - YOU AIN'T GOT TO LIE!!

Don't you hate when someone lies to you for no damn reason whatsoever, other than to feel their lips move around and hear words come out - why the hell do people do that, especially if you have somewhat of a relationship with them - be it - romantic, friendship or strictly business - for one thing there is no reason to lie - just tell it the way it is - wtf is the person gonna do, bang your azz out.

Then again they might but isn't that better than telling a damn lie, only to have to tell another one and another one. I have a friend - this person ( I won't even put their gender out there, because my close friends will be able to figure out who it is) will lie about unnecessary shyt, and when I see this person's lips move, I know a lie will soon follow. How insane is that, you are supposed to trust the people around you to tell you the damn truth - I am not sure why I am even giving much thought to this - I guess in hopes that the person who I am talking about, will realize that because of their lies and deceit, they are constantly looking like a complete dumb azz!

Just Tired

Do you ever have days where you are completely and utterly tired of mofos? Today is that day for me...the kids....the man...and THE MAN are truly working my last good nerve. I can try to grin and bear, but dammit today I choose not to, I don't want people to feel comfortable around me because day I truly feel uncomfortable.

I have been watching a lot of Tyler Perry movies and plays here lately, and one particular play - Madea Goes To Jail - Madea tells Sonny something who is going through a breakup with his wife and I find this statement to ring true more and more each day>
If someone..shows you who they are......believe them.